From alt.fan.landmark
Old News
8/8/17
On Sunday, July 30, 2017 at 9:18:30 PM UTC-7, tubby wrote:
> An Exclusive Opportunity
> to Review the Advanced Course
>
>
> Have you heard the news? The Advanced Course has been updated and is more powerful than ever!
Whoa! Ever....
This course, which features numerous new enhancements, will “rock your world” with its startlingly unique and groundbreaking power.
Wait, really?
Out of participating in this course, you will create and live a life and a future of your own design.
Uhhh...
"Men make plans and the gods laugh."
As part of that, you will:
> • Develop a facility for recognizing things as they really are—distinct from your hopes, preferences, and fears.
Wait...I thought we just got an offer to discard that stuff and ~create~ a "life," blah, blah, blah.
> • Step outside familiar and habitual ways of thinking to invent whole new perspectives and approaches that lead to new ways of being and acting.
Doesn't this sound like an invitation to schizophrenia?
> • Design a future from the future, not limited by the past.
Great, if you have a criminal or otherwise troubled history, I guess.
> • Move the notion of possibility from an abstract idea to a day-to-day living reality.
Mmmm....Abstract into concrete. Yeah! Bring it on.
> In the Advanced Course, you will be authentically intrigued and challenged, and inspired by who you really are.
Wait, what if I really am a criminal, idiot, stooge, fool, creep, bore, boor, sociopath, numbnut, clown, con-artist, intellectual light-weight?
>
> And, in this course, you will also have lots of fun.
How so? Entertaining ~things as they really are~?
>
> As a graduate of the Advanced Course, we are offering you the opportunity to review the course and experience the numerous new enhancements at an invitation-only discounted rate. With this email, you can participate for only $305 ($305 in savings!), regularly priced at $610. Register for any open Advanced Course or call 03 9699 7888 by 16 September 2017 to take advantage of this offer, and reference the invitation code: ACERAE
>
>
> Next Available Advanced Course in Your Area*:
>
> Date: 18, 19, 20, Aug. and the evening of the 22nd
> Location: Landmark
> 151 Sturt Street
> Suite 2
> Southbank, VIC 3006
> Phone: 03 9699 7888
> Discounted
> Tuition:
> $305 for Reviewers only
> ($610 regular Reviewer price)
Yikes, these creeps are still peddling this stuff?
Ellen
Old News
8/8/17
On Sunday, July 30, 2017 at 9:18:30 PM UTC-7, tubby wrote:
> An Exclusive Opportunity
> to Review the Advanced Course
>
>
> Have you heard the news? The Advanced Course has been updated and is more powerful than ever!
Whoa! Ever....
This course, which features numerous new enhancements, will “rock your world” with its startlingly unique and groundbreaking power.
Wait, really?
Out of participating in this course, you will create and live a life and a future of your own design.
Uhhh...
"Men make plans and the gods laugh."
As part of that, you will:
> • Develop a facility for recognizing things as they really are—distinct from your hopes, preferences, and fears.
Wait...I thought we just got an offer to discard that stuff and ~create~ a "life," blah, blah, blah.
> • Step outside familiar and habitual ways of thinking to invent whole new perspectives and approaches that lead to new ways of being and acting.
Doesn't this sound like an invitation to schizophrenia?
> • Design a future from the future, not limited by the past.
Great, if you have a criminal or otherwise troubled history, I guess.
> • Move the notion of possibility from an abstract idea to a day-to-day living reality.
Mmmm....Abstract into concrete. Yeah! Bring it on.
> In the Advanced Course, you will be authentically intrigued and challenged, and inspired by who you really are.
Wait, what if I really am a criminal, idiot, stooge, fool, creep, bore, boor, sociopath, numbnut, clown, con-artist, intellectual light-weight?
>
> And, in this course, you will also have lots of fun.
How so? Entertaining ~things as they really are~?
>
> As a graduate of the Advanced Course, we are offering you the opportunity to review the course and experience the numerous new enhancements at an invitation-only discounted rate. With this email, you can participate for only $305 ($305 in savings!), regularly priced at $610. Register for any open Advanced Course or call 03 9699 7888 by 16 September 2017 to take advantage of this offer, and reference the invitation code: ACERAE
>
>
> Next Available Advanced Course in Your Area*:
>
> Date: 18, 19, 20, Aug. and the evening of the 22nd
> Location: Landmark
> 151 Sturt Street
> Suite 2
> Southbank, VIC 3006
> Phone: 03 9699 7888
> Discounted
> Tuition:
> $305 for Reviewers only
> ($610 regular Reviewer price)
Yikes, these creeps are still peddling this stuff?
Ellen